I have nothing left to say, so I’m leaving. If you can figure out how to get in touch with me in other methods, go hog wild, but I’ve put most of my communication channels on ice. Goodbye.

idroppedmyglasses:

The X-Files 6.04 Dreamland
The Mulder Dance

This is a Duck Soup gag. I love the Marx Brothers nod. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKTT-sy0aLg

i’m pretty sure this episode has something to do with my body-swapping fetish

(Source: davidducockny, via ailicecc)

The project is now off hiatus!

ponyos:

Yay!

seriously?

Just when furries finally learned the lesson that nobody wants a fandom-themed OS, you fucks have to come along and start up some pony crap?

Get the fuck out.

(Source: )

cosmic-rebirth:


“Any life, no matter how long and complex it may be, is made up of a single moment—the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.”
—Jorge Luis Borges 


Always reblog Borges.

cosmic-rebirth:

“Any life, no matter how long and complex it may be, is made up of a single moment—the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.”

Jorge Luis Borges

Always reblog Borges.

(via church-of-cyberpunk)

judgemydick:


Super duo.
Judge & Reblog my dick. Wanna make it famous!

judgemydick:

Super duo.

Judge & Reblog my dick. Wanna make it famous!

(via humangalaxy)

endofunctor:

also i name all of my computers after video game bosses

  • ghirahim
  • yu-yevon
  • kefka
  • harihara
  • sephiroth
  • indalecio
  • neo-exdeath

my latest scheme is jerkcity characters

  • spigot
  • deuce
  • effigy
  • net
  • atandt
  • ozone
  • comicsans

i have older boxes that are [randomword]host

  • coffeehost
  • pihost
  • snaxhost

and at work my VMs are named

  • harland
  • larson
  • valaquen

(Source: screenburned)

it’s not that he got a blowjob

it’s that he lied about getting a blowjob

it’s not that he got a blowjob

it’s that he lied about getting a blowjob

(via goatygoatyeah)

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

(Source: twennytree, via fiztheancient)

Why don’t you stand naked in front of a mirror and applaud yourself for fifteen, twenty minutes?

Spigot, Jerkcity (via songsofcatharsis)